Oh boy, 2011 is around and I’m going to have to do some real work this year!

My New Year Resolutions:

  1. Publish more papers..
    I say this every year..
  2. Get more grants..
    Looks like it will be harder than ever before due to the global financial crisis and reductions in University funding in the UK. Students, don’t become academics! The life is hard and fraught with danger.. Mostly, early death due to stress.
  3. Don’t lose any students..
    That’s right, I don’t want to lose any students out in the field or in my lectures.. I have a 100% retention rate at the moment!
  4. Win the lottery and finance my own research..
    To achieve this I have to actually play the lottery.. Yeah right, my Dad says you have more chance getting your money back by throwing it into the street.

Adios folks..